(As a young millennial woman)
What the whaaaat?!? Don't the ref's like totally know what an illegal forward pass is. Like, everyone is saying how amaze-balls that interception was but uh heeeelllooooo, he threw it to him and that was forwards for their team soooo..... yuh do the math! Anyways, my former bff like is totally crushing on Mr always a groomsman and never a groom David Carr right now because he beat the Patriots and put us in the sixth seed. I'm like Karen, losen up your scrunchy because your pony is way too tight, Mr vroom vroom didn't do ditally. The Pats decided they didn't want to win duh. I'd rather focus on how my perfect 10 made another magic ball get to where my favorite Dicker, ummm hmmm, the kicker, could blow my mind for the second time in three plays and not on how I had to gag through a game of wanting the Rai.... rai.... rai...... I just through up in my mouth, to win. Gawd I feel like such a slut now and should totally take a plan B and at least 5 scalding hot showers to wash that stank off of me. Thanks for drying out my skin you skanky pirates. Family, Trust, Respect