(valley girl the hell out of this)
Oh my gosh, hey guys, hey! So like, what’s the best thing about the offseason? Is it all the free time you have on Sundays to do, like, honey do lists? Haha, nooo, silly, it’s… sings Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear taint tickling tickler, happy birthday to you! Oh Brandon, our favorite Patreon pal, you are, like, the best! Happy birthday, you bolty bro! That’s all. Beard flip
FTB, FTR, FTC (hahaha losers), SMB, BOOBIES, k love you bye