What’s Up Cadets!
Lieutenant Tony reporting for duty!!
It’s been a crazy week in here Charger Land! The Bolt opened its doors, DHBC Bay Area held its first ever annual BBQ and Coach Kyle hasn’t ripped Kev about anything!!
What the fuck are we doing here maggots?!?!?
My first question is directed at you coach! Are you also pissed off we had the chance to draft Amon-Ra St Brown in the 2021 draft and instead drafted Josh Palmer?!?!? God dammit Telesco!!!!!! Also……FUCK YOU STALEY…….this is somehow your fault!!!!!
My next question is directed at you Kev! What should we do about Devante Adams taking shots at our social media team?!?!? Any revenge ideas? Should we just upper deck that muthafuckers house?!?! Start feeding your kids bean and cheese burritos soldier! We got some SHIT to care of! No pun intended!
And my last question is directed at you WoolDog! CAN YOU PLEASE ASK KEV ABOUT THE “SUCK MY BUTT” shirts?!?!? How many fuckin times does a man need to ask around here?!?!? I’m literally standing here with my pants down around my ankles, smile on my face and ready to scream…….
SUCK……
MY BUTT!!!!!!!!
Anyways, love you all’
P.S. Expect a SUCK MY BUTT chant to ROAR through SOFI Stadium when we play the Raiders!!!