Hey there fellas. As a lifetime diehard Chargers fan, 34 years to be exact because I'm 34 duh, I wanted to come on here and help you positive folk remain positive. I know this will be read after our SNF game and we may be really high or really, really low. But let's face it, we've all been struggling keeping our confidence so far this season.
We have seen worse. We have seen better. Does it suck that we are the WORST-BEST team in the league? Yes, yes it does. Does it suck that Mahomes can go out there playing like Uncle Rico with that pretty boy Mr. Swift and still win games? Yes, that sucks too. Does it suck that we have the same amount of wins as the pony boys? Yes, that sucks actually a lot. Does it suck that the RaiTURDS are 2nd in our division and the queefs are not budging at numero uno? Well, yes that sucks even more. BUT, BUT Bolt fam. We 👏 Have 👏 Been 👏 Here 👏 Before 👏. Herbie is our QB! I know his clutchness is being questioned as of late but make no mistake, he is still that guy. He is a dawg. And who knows, maybe the football Gods will bless our team and the powder blue family and take us to the big dance. Season's far from over guys. And also... I have never felt more connected to all of you. We laugh together, we cry together. And we always hold each other up and that's what it's all about! Togetherness and love and positivity and football dammit! Woah, I didn't mean to go all hippie on you but I think that's what this family needs right now. Shoot, I submitted some loving words for Mike Dub because not only is he my favorite offensive player and the Broads are fucking amazing for putting that together but THAT'S WHAT WE DO! We lift each other up during the lows!!! Oh yes, a question. Well I don't really have one this time. Just curious to see how many Bolt predictions come true this week against Chi Town. And all I wanted to do was come and sprinkle positive vibes for you instead of the other way around as you do for me every single week. By the way, you wonderful human beings now have me and my family making our own predictions. I attached a picture so you fellas can take a look and see how shamelessly positive we are as well. As always, BTFU FAM ⚡️
FTR, FTC, FTB. K luv u, bye!