So, uh, today was like oh my gawd! Like, is anyone else tired of all the arm chair GM's & coaches? Bruh, if you're so damn, like, smart, like, go do the damn thing! Obviously, you're, like, talents r being wasted in wutever day job u currently have! Ok, ok, I'm done! No more twitter on game days for this B*tch! (Valley girl of course)
So, wuts up mofos!? It's been a min! Still been listening to you motherf*ckin Goofy Buttholes, just haven't had the time to give Wooldog the material he f*ckin deserves. Speaking of which, remember to lock your motherf*ckin phone people! I keep notes on my phone for ideas about questions. Yesterdays motherf*ckin game caused some alcohol to be consumed, what a f*ckin start huh? Fast F*ckin forward and I may have gotten some shut eye on the couch, leaving my phone open, with the following motherf*ckin notes: "Goofy Buttholes, Sexy Baby voice, over/under on white hairs in the beard/hair - Mom was talking sh*t". I'll save the Mama Lago story for later...
Coach, can you show us what the difference in the run game was this last Sunday? Pretty please? How do they sustain that success? & Kevin, Trey is surely no Pumpkin right now! (sexy baby voice)
KKKKKK wuv u bye