Picture this….. San Paulo Brazil. Friday Night Lights. Chargers, Chiefs. A game that will remain in our hearts for many reasons. Ending a losing streak against the Chiefs that went on for way to long, Mahomes thinking he is hard while cheap shotting a DB. Then the "International Slap Heard Around the World" but mainly because we curb stomped the chiefs American History X style. First on Mahomes, Its open season on that MO-FO. I say that we send out the Hardest Hitting Player in the NFL in Derwin James to go all Jerry Tillary after him. First we had Will Smith, now we have Teair "SLAP-A-BITCH Tart. Teair Tart lining up across from Kelce staring him down like a man who just found out that this is the guy who was the one taking his food from the fridge at work, stealing his grandmothers homemade Chocolate Chip Cookies and left over Tomahawk Steak his kid bought him for fathers day.
The ball is snapped and they engage, the play is over, Tart backs off But Kelce persisting like a child who is out of tablet time whose parents never told them no keeps at as he is hearing no for the first time. Kelce has the urge to keep playing, Tart has....... Feelings......
Tart plants his back foot down and yells: Kelce! What did five fingers say to your face? SMACK!
All is quiet with exception to the birds flying around the stadium and the resounding echo of a smack of the NFL’s # 1 BABY BACK B!*CH.Flags fly, Fifteen yards, No Ejection, Why???? OPEN HAND BABY!!!
That slap had more follow through than a Mahomes Deep Ball…..
Now questions. Do we need to hire protective security team to protect Tart from all the SWIFTY hate?
Should we sick Derwin on Mahomes next time we play em to go all Tillary on him when he trys to run out of bounds? If not Derwin then who? It can be anyone... Even you. So lets go.....
BTFU
SMB
Its Raider Week!!!!
SOOOOOOOO F………T……..R……..
& KILUBYE!!!