Do this in Kevins voice after he first tried the Apollo hot suace.
In the words of My chemical romance......
Not OK! I'M NOT OKAY. Im not Ooookkkkaaaayyyyy!
Honestly I am more pissed at our fans then the fact that we lost. Stay positive guys. Already I have seen "fire Staley", "we need to trade BOSA". "JC is a bum". "Herbert needs to throw the ball deep", " we suck again" ect.., ect..., ect... wa wa waa BOLT UP YA BITCHES AND QUIT YA BITCHING. It seems like they have already given up. We just ran the ball down their perverbial gullets. Our offense looked amazing. Did we win? No! But its the first game calm the freak down. Eat your crow. Even I am chocking on some right now. Please take a deep breath, put on your big boy pants and suck it The F*** up cupcake. Sorry for the tough love. But I still love all ya'll Bolt fans even the shamelessly negative. Ok rant over. Now for some Shameless positivity. Our rushing attack- HOLY BALLS. It was so wierd at first seeing what I saw. 40 attempts for 234 yards. Ek avraging 7.4 per carry. Josk K at 5.7. Our TE's & O line looked great in blocking for the run creating space that even my PHAT butt could run through. Kellen Moore is looking good so far. The all Star of the game was hands down Ekeler 164 All purpose yards and a TD. Dicker the 3 legged kicker POUNDED home a 50 yard blast that not only split the uprights but would have been good from 65+ too.
What do you think of this new well balanced offence?
I thought it was beautiful. I cannot wait until the defense joins in.