Listen Up Soldiers!
Only 10 days left until the NFL Draft and what the fuck are we doing?!? Sitting around scrolling on social media, catching up on the draft research and picking our buttholes!!! C’mon maggots! Let’s make some fuckin moves!!!!!! Has Andrew Ramsey assembled his squad? Is Coach going to fight back instead of acting my peace is a better option? NEWS FLASH twinkle toes!!!! Peace IS NEVER THE BETTER OPTION!!!! LETS FUCKIN GOOOOO SOLDIER!!!!! Grab your Viking helmut, assemble your spear and let’s march towards THUNDER ALLEY!!!!!
My first question is directed at YOU Coach! What would you give up in draft capital to move up and take Tyler Warren? Do you think it’s worth it?
My 2nd question is directed at YOU Kev! If you had to choose between personally firing Tre Pipkins and having Justin Herbert be disappointed in you for the rest of your life, or keeping Tre Pipkins but knowing Justin Herbert now thinks your personally cool……..what would you choose?
And my last question is directed at YOU Wooldog! With the draft approaching, what will be your draft day attire? What did you wear last draft and do you plan to mix it up?!!
As always…….
FUCK THE RAIDERS
BURN THE KINGDOM
KICK THE DONKIES…….
AND……
SUCK…….MY BUTT!!!!!