WUT IS UP BROS!? U beautiful triumvirate of goofy buttholes, I've been mia, u know life & stuff bros (shout out wifey, Bella, Rory & future qb1 - Remington)! Bros, such an exciting/positive off-season!! Bros! This is the year! I can feel it, like really bros, it all comes together this season! Herbo is that dude bros! Staley is that coach, like come on bros!
-SCENE CHANGE!- Turn off the lights, go dark & give me a campfire flashlight scary story
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Are you ready to eat shit? Unseasoned, moist, brown dookies r coming up! Cuz, uh, boys...I'm in the ChargerChat Fantasy Football league and I'm out for throats! I'm shamelessly positive!, about winning bragging rights & that signed Rivs jersey!
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Kickoff is right around the corner against that wack South Florida team we embarassed last season & I can't wait! #BTFU #KLUbye
Have fun w/ the voice Wooly but I had a split personality in my mind here (between the lines dark). Couldn't decide between Elmo or Mickey going dark or like Keanu as Ted and then John Wick (after his dog dies). Trust you to bring it to life Woolpero!
It's all luv boys, except with FFB, lol.