(Any cartoon voice of your choosing, or make one up)
now that i am finally getting over the emotional train wreck of the playoffs, topping it all off with that ridiculous holding call against Philly in the superbowl, while the Queefs’ O-line can just hold all day motherfucking long with impunity i guess!
(Ok, i guess I’m not quite over it yet…)
anyway, I don’t think free agency is going to be much fun this year — in fact i have a feeling it’s gonna suck pretty bad — so really the draft is the only game in town right now, so that’s where I’m putting my psychic energy. I heard you all say you wanted a franchise tight end in the first round, which I totally agree with, i want kincaid because he seems like more of a downfield threat than mayer, and if neither of those guys are there then i think we should probably trade down and get more picks.
So here’s my question: what are all your positional hopes for each of the first 3 rounds, assuming that position is the best player available? (And if you have a particular player in mind feel free to name him) And then what positions do you all want the most for depth on day 3?
oh, and about those chargers dodgeball teams: whoever has keenan wins because he will catch anything herbert throws!as always, fuck the pirate hookers over an overflowing Tijuana donkey-show-bar toilet seat!
And just watch, come draft day they’ll completely blow their top 10 draft pick!