(Any voice you desire)
Well shoot, my friends I’m sorry I missed the hangout. After a few shots and multiple drinks in Vegas I became a drunkin Ninja placing chargers stickers on random Raider signs throughout town. So I feel my absence was excused.
The each of you have to give a best man speech for Justin Herbert, Cameron dicker, and Derwin James. Pick one each and have fun.
Go bolts , boobies, ftr, k love you bye