There has been some discussion since QJ went rigid on a questionable hit this past weekend. These discussions have been focused on the cleanliness of the hit, discussing weather it was clean was it dirty. Have no fear, for I am here to explain what is both clean and what is dirty.
Here are some comparisons:
Clean is taking a shower with Justin Herbert’s Sasquatch Soap
Dirty is not showering a being a Raider or Chiefs fan and then getting on an airplane and sitting in the middle seat wearing no deodorant.
Clean is Dicker the kicker visiting children at CHLA for an afternoon of video games.
Dirty is Rashee Rice not knowing how to drive and causing a multiple car pileup.
Listening to Charger Chat Podcast, CLEAN
Listening to any Raider podcast, specifically thejoemorley, Dirty.
Now that you have a grasp on what is Dirty, on to the hit in question.
The hit on Quentin Johnston was so dirty, it gave the rats and pigeons of New York feel clean. It was some would even compare it to a gas station bathroom after a chili cook-off housed inside a taco bell.
It was so dirty, the REFS had to see through the dirt causing them to be blind to what just happened.
That hit was so unnecessarily dirty, it caused countless Yelp reviews from nuns and monks worldwide.
You obviously know my stance.
Was it Clean, Dirty, or do you stand by the thought that this is why there should be no Preseason games?
FTR
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