(Angry army voice)
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK MAGGOTS!?!?!?
Earlier in the week, I had decided I was going to flip the script and send a nice message this week!
You know…………, the kind of message filled with rainbows, unicorns and pixie dust!!!
WELL………..that was until I saw the Chargers preseason game and lost my fuckin SHIT!!!! Easton Stick?!?!? More like Easton SUCK MY BUTT!!! I know it’s the first preseason game of the year and we shouldn’t freak out, but god damn he makes that hard to do!!!! I had my pants down all game screaming at the TV……..SUCK MY FUCKIN BUTT MAGGOTS!!!!!!!!!
My first question is directed at YOU Coach! Do you think Easton Stick will be the starter in the 2nd preseason game? If you had to tell me 3 things he did well in the game, what would they be?!?!?
My next questions is directed at YOU Kev! Our defense looked solid all game, what defensive player surprised you the most during the game and do you think they will make the team?!?!???
Also: I still haven’t forgotten about the FUCKIN SHIRTS dude!!! Opening Sunday against the RAITURDS is only 26 days away!!!! Can we get a status update cadet?!?!?
And my last question is directed at YOU Wooldog! Thank You for always fuckin sending it when it comes to the angry army voice! It’s been an absolute pleasure to send you questions knowing you will hit it out of the ballpark. Sorry if you need a cough drop after each of my questions!!!! Now to my question…….Do you think Brenden Rice will make the team!?!? If so, how many yards and TD’s will he have?
As always soldiers……
FUCK THE RAIDERS
BURN THE KINGDOM
KICK THE DONKEYS
SUCK…………..MY BUTT
AND
LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!