What’s up Cadets?!?!
Another week down and another week closer to the start of the season!!!! Can we just time travel to week 1 in fuckin Brazil solders?!?!? I’m losing my mind over here waiting around for Herbert and Harbaugh to kick the LIVING shit outta those Ass Hat Chiefs!!! LETS FUCKIN FUCKIN GOOOO!!!!!!
My first question is directed at YOU Coach! When is the next time you plan on making 4 podcasts in a row without missing one?!?!?! I know you’re working through something, but WE FUCKIN NEED YOU CADET!!!!! Can we get an attendance tracker for coach started?!?!? How would Harbaugh feel if he knew you took every 3rd podcast off?!?!?? Anyways……LOVE YOU BRO and hope to hear your beautiful voice on this weeks show!!!!!
My next question is directed at YOU Kev!!!! TANGO AND CRASH was an EPIC movie title you created last week, when does production start and does Scott MATLOCK know yet?!?!!? BUT…..that being said, my actual football question is……what do you expect our record to be in 1 score games? AND how many DICKER THE KICKER game winning FG’s are you predicting?
And my last question is directed at YOU Wooldog! What is your plan to help Kevin get his new movie, TANGO AND CRASH off the ground?!?!? Will YOU or KEVIN be reaching out to Scott Mattlock to get him on the show? Does anyone out there listening know how we can get Scott Mattlock on the show?!?!?!? C’mon BOLT FAM, together we can make this happen!!!!! And now to my football question: Do we have a new shirt for the home opener?!?! Last years SUCK MY BUTT was a door buster!!!! What are we doing this year?!?!?!?
Anyways……..
FUCK THE RAIDERS
BURN THE KINGDOM
KICK THE DONKIES
AND……
SUCK…….MY BUTT!!!!!!!