Christopher Walken voice please
What is going on here? I'm feeling all tingly and warm. I guess that Santa discovered that he had forgotten a few gifts that were left in his big red bag of tricks. Thank you Santa for delivering us a horse of a different color in one Nick Foles. I would also like to sincerely thank you for the finely wrapped interceptions and sacks that junior saint nick handed out for our boys on the defense. I am a tad bit disappointed in my guy Chris Rumph, who did get a little greedy and got back in line for seconds and took the last one before our guy Fehoko could get in there and finally show us the sack dance that I had asked him for all those months ago in this very forum. I hope Santa gave junior saint Nick a lump of coal in his stocking for that throw he made to his poor unsuspecting receiver, who, unfortunately, was in the path of an angry man among boys who was coming at him at full speed and with no stop in his heart. The way you did that was all wrong, it was the wrong tone and if you do it again I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron... metaphorically of course. I think I'm going to go and lie down now and let my sphincter muscle relax for a while. It's been doing a lot of intense work this year and now that we've clinched a playoff spot, his work here is done. At least for the next few weeks. Family Trust Respect and okay, I love you bye.
Post Script, I almost forgot to say how proud I am of our special teams and point out to the rest of the league how huge our Dicker can be when it matters the most.