Listen Up Cadets!
What an absolute shit show of a game yesterday! Joe Alt goes down, Jaxon Dart looks like a douchebag, and the Chargers lose their first game of the season!!!!!
My first question is directed at YOU Coach! With Joe Alt going down and Becton on concussion protocol, what calls are you making this week to get some help for Herbert?!?!? If you aren’t making calls, what are you telling Jim Harbaugh behind closed doors about the immediate future of the offensive line.
My next question is directed at YOU Kev! FUCK SOLDIER……….what a devastating loss……..what is the number one thing we need to do efficiently to win the next game against the Commanders soldier! With Johnston being an absolute beast, how many receiving TD’s are you predicting he get this year?
My last question is directed at YOU Wooldog! With Keenan Allen only needing 2 receptions to get to 1000, what are you going to do to celebrate when he gets it against the Commanders? Will you pledge to send a funny video of you celebrating on Twitter for all of us to see?!?!?
As always…….
FUCK THE RAIDERS
BURN THE KINGDOM
KICK THE DONKIES
FUCK YOU JAXON DART!!!!
AND…….
SUCK……..MY BUTT!!!