Christopher Walken voice please What is going on here? I'm feeling all tingly and warm. I guess that Santa discovered that he had forgotten a few gifts that were left in his big red bag of tricks. Thank you Santa for delivering us a horse of a different color in one Nick Foles. I would also like to sincerely thank you for the finely wrapped interceptions and sacks that junior saint nick handed out for our boys on the defense. I am a tad bit disappointed in my guy Chris Rumph, who did get a little greedy and got back in line for seconds and took the last one before our guy Fehoko could get in there and finally show us the sack dance that I had asked him for all those months ago in this very forum. I hope Santa gave junior saint Nick a lump of coal in his stocking for that throw he made to his poor unsuspecting receiver, who, unfortunately, was in the path of an angry man among boys who was coming at him at full speed and with no stop in his heart. The way you did that was all wrong, it was the wrong tone and if you do it again I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron... metaphorically of course. I think I'm going to go and lie down now and let my sphincter muscle relax for a while. It's been doing a lot of intense work this year and now that we've clinched a playoff spot, his work here is done. At least for the next few weeks. Family Trust Respect and okay, I love you bye.

(As a young millennial woman) What the whaaaat?!? Don't the ref's like totally know what an illegal forward pass is. Like, everyone is saying how amaze-balls that interception was but uh heeeelllooooo, he threw it to him and that was forwards for their team soooo..... yuh do the math! Anyways, my former bff like is totally crushing on Mr always a groomsman and never a groom David Carr right now because he beat the Patriots and put us in the sixth seed. I'm like Karen, losen up your scrunchy because your pony is way too tight, Mr vroom vroom didn't do ditally. The Pats decided they didn't want to win duh. I'd rather focus on how my perfect 10 made another magic ball get to where my favorite Dicker, ummm hmmm, the kicker, could blow my mind for the second time in three plays and not on how I had to gag through a game of wanting the Rai.... rai.... rai...... I just through up in my mouth, to win. Gawd I feel like such a slut now and should totally take a plan B and at least 5 scalding hot showers to wash that stank off of me. Thanks for drying out my skin you skanky pirates. Family, Trust, Respect

Will Ferrelll voice. Lately whenever I crash a Chargers game at other teams stadiums I've been getting asked if this was my place and I tell them "No, I live with my mom" What a stupid question right? I mean I had on Charger's Chat swag... duh, I almost nunchucked their asses, they don't even realize. Anyway, after crashing the Card's pad next up is the Pirate oven in LV where I understand the "always a groomsman and never a groom" David Carr was crying after his running back stole his win. What an IDIOT... oooh what a LOSER! Hold on.... HEY COACH, THE RUN DEFENSE, WE WANT IT NOW, THE RUN D! What is he doing? I never know what he's doing back there. But yeah, Carr should be too busy thinking about his cheerleaders to keep his upper head in the, after all grief is natures most powerful aphrodisiac. COACH! THE RUN D! FUCK!!! Anywho, we got road game this Sunday and your coming with but bring condoms. There's going to be so much pirate grief tail to be had! Family Trust Respect! KLUVUBYE

Kevin is absolutely correct, Carr is not messing with any defenses but defenses will be making him mess himself!!!

People have been asking me why my optimism for the Chargers success is different this year than it has been in the past. The plain answer is depth... everywhere! I used to be very proud of our unprecedented streak of years in which an UDFA made the opening day roster. This season is the first one a can remember where we are so deep with talent at every position that we may release drafted players and I would by absolutely shocked if an UDFA even sniffs the 53.