I’m Loving the Close Game Wins!
(Christopher Walken voice)
Bolt Fam… LET’S RIDE!! I’m super pumped to be winning these close games, but for the third time in 3 weeks we’ve got people whining about the ugliness of a win. A FUCKING WIN!! And it was pretty much our special teams for once that got us that win, and I can’t remember the last time i was able to say that! Why are there so many haters and whiners out there? How do you not appreciate Ja’sir Taylor’s awareness to shove a guy INTO the punt returner to force that muffed punt?! And Hopkins making 4 field goals with his leg basically hanging by half a ligament and some gristle— my eyes actually teared up! And those booming punts by JK Scott to get us out of the shadow of our end zone in overtime — how huge was that?! And hey, so maybe the passing game didn’t get any TD’s or long passes, but we drew a ton of PI calls and we were able to move the ball — against a great defense — enough to win the game. And in the end that’s what matters… WE WON!! Crack a beer people, we’re 4-2 and in FIRST PLACE!!!
And even better — the Raiders are LAST!!
Those goddamn pirate hookers can’t pay their pimp if they keep fucking themselves!! K, luv you, bye
