Please read in Mickey voice.
Hot dog, we finally made it to the beginning of a new NFL season. I can now count down the days on one of my 4 fingered glove wearing hands. Haha. Hopefully the Lions can bite the Chiefs and that son of a bitch Patrick Mahomes in the ass and get them off to an 0-1 start. Wouldn't that be something.
I can't wait to face off against those pussy porpoises from the swamp land in week one. Joey and Khalil are going to tear Tua a new one, Tyreek hill is going to have to file a restraining order against our corners, and this new Kellen Moore offense is going to whoop their asses all the way down to Sea World!
Ok, time for me to take a chill pill. I thought I had a question and now I can remember. Oh well. What is a drink that you all like? I'm going to try to find you guys at thunder alley and have a drink with you guys. It's the least I can do for you guys getting me through this off-season with this amazing shamelessly positive podcast.
FTR FTC and FTB
K, love you bye.
Daggummit I messed up. I forgot you wanted a Mickey voice. That's my bad.