With training camp vastly approaching, I thought we'd all bow our heads and say a quick prayer.
"Dear Rookie of The Year Justin Herbert, or as our brothers in the South call you: '(juhs-tihn)'. We thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of an offense you provide to Mike Will, Austin Ek, and the always delicious KA Slayer. I just want to take time to say thank you for providing endless content for our three beautiful,handsome hosts, the Duggins, and Adam or Wool Dog as we call him.
And, of course, our red hot smokin' Brisket Broads, who are stone cold lightening rods, who if you would rate their topo chico bottle blowing ability on 100, it would easily be a 94.
Dear Rookie of The Year Justin Herbert, we also thank you for delivering us from another year of Lombardi. We hope that you can use your Rookie Of The Year powers to heal this offense. Last years smelled terrible and the analyst buzzards are always botherin' with it.
Dear first start, 236 pound 4oz inexperienced Justin, don't even know the whole playbook yet, oh so quiet and mysterious, with your hair so wavy, but still dangerously powerful.
We just thank you for all the rookie
records you broke with passing touchdowns and completions…
... WE LOVE THAT ENDZONE!!!
Also due to a binding endorsement contract that stipulates we mention Subway at each grace, I just wanna say that Subway is delicious and we can’t wait to stick Justin's foot long meatball sub into our mouths to quench the raging hunger we all feel inside for him and this team. We look forward to Subways release of mystic customizable and signature sandwiches, wraps and salads to every Chargers fan on game day. Thank you, for all your arm power and overall talent, Dear Rookie Of the Year Justin Herbert, Amen.'
Question: I like to picture my Justin Herbert as Thor whenever he walks onto the field, with flashes of lightning, followed by a rumbling sounds of thunder, dissecting the looming atomosphere of the stadium, and I'm on the front row, shirtless and squeezing my gold and powder blue nipples......anywho, who do you guys like picturing your Justin Herbert as?
Can't wait to give you some real questions in a few weeks lol. My only take is that we won't see a free agent brought in unless JT or Spiller underperforms, so we can cool it will the JJ III or another running back being brought in rumor. You agree? Also huzzah for Josh Jacobs probably staging a holdout after today. FTR.